the GRAMMAR quiz results

well, puff just took a grammar (shut up...) test... and found out...to her dismay...
she sucks at grammar.
THREE out of TEN correct!!!
after a little boo hoo
and two shots of milk...she said 'fuck it,
im going to get my claws done,
and then help you knit a fuzzy seafoam afghan.'
i said 'right on puff!... lets take it to the max!'
(i am only slightly worried that her novel will suffer.
she is still so very clever)
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my mouse pooped on my favourite silk pillow.
im not upset.
poop is natural.
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other night-time thoughts:
i am thinking about sharks.
sharks sandy fins..
jaggedy teeth and doughy smiles.
all of their biting ...
and appearing out of nowhere
how they swim in circles
nose you a bit
and take a bite.
and their big black hollow gunshot eyes roll back
they are definitely in my closet.

alpaca cable bable

baby alpacas gave their all...the least we can do is twist it up and make it pretty.

what are you looking at?

kidsilk haze spins everything to gold... here it is hanging out with some nice cotton and looks and feels like angora...

i like finding ones with fancy bottoms

i can rip a slip of an old lady like a magicians tablecloth

50 slips bitch!

abalone and a tiny bird with her favourite eggs

so ive been away to india!
hunting in the mountains for semi precious stones and peace.
it was a dangerous journey but flanked with filigree and inspriation.
i was able to spend some time with a lovely tigeress named simone.
i learned that grOwling and rawring are very important
and there is nothing better than red red meat.
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im off to hoot some more freaking leg warmers
my legs are so warm
im going to try to invent some "leg coolers"
dont steal my idea
i will be really really mad.

mashed potato games

this is from the newest rebecca mag.
they knit it in kind of a mustardy colour
im knitting it in a
"how come my gauge keeps changing?" colour
i think mine will be a hit.
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*^V^* i give it 2 hoots
and 1 extra little hoot
because the pattern is in english
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i have tried and tried to quit smoking
but ive decided that i am NOT a quitter.
especially something so gross and fun.
like playing twister in a pile of mashed potatos.
its disgusting but i just keep putting my right hand on yellow.
*sigh*
*cough..cough*
*sputter*